What You See in a Cruise Line Brochure is Not Quite What You Get

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An old TV show called “The Love Boat” sparked a frenzy in ocean cruising that thrives to this day. But, what you see is NOT what you get. Once you’re tapped on a boat, reality sets in: You’re trapped ON A BOAT. Here are some pictures of what the cruise lines want you to believe, compared to the reality that today’s cookie cutter ocean line cruising PRETTY MUCH SUCKS…

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WYS: Food And Drinks Are “All-Inclusive”

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WYG: An Eye-Popping Bar Tab

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WYS: A Courteous, Professional Staff

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WYG: Sullen And Contemptuous Indentured Slaves

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WYS: Mingling With “The Beautiful People”

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WYG: Boring Old Fat People

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WYS: Spacious And Luxurious State Rooms

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WYG: Tiny Cramped Cabins

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WYS: Pro-Level Entertainment

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WYG: Cringing At Lame Hacks

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WYS: Smooth Sailing

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WYG: Finally Getting Why It’s Called The Poop Deck

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WYS: A Relaxing Dip In An Empty Pool

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WYG: Fighting For Air In The Hot Tub

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WYS: Kid-Friendly Experiences

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WYG: Drunks Annoying Strangers

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WYS: Visiting Exotic Ports

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WYG: Going Broke In The Gift Shop

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WYS: “The Captain Goes Down With The Ship”

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WYG: “The Captain Doesn’t Give A Sh*p”

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Bonus Cruising Tip: If You MUST Cruise…

Take it from the REAL Most Interesting Man In The World (Dan Bilzerian) and get trapped on YOUR OWN BOAT…
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